This is a blog where the walleye will update you about his life.
12-10-11
Today was a good day I completed all my training exercises complete and correctly. The day turned out pretty good except for when my owner Helga decided to whip my rear because she was mad at me for disobeying her. But for all my hard work during training I got some AR DAR. AR DAR is a special treat that I love to eat! Only certain walleyes get them if they are doing everything right. So in conclusion I say don't disobey and do your training right and you will get rewarded!
12-14-11
Today was a almost good day. I did not get any AR DAR. I did not get any AR DAR because i was simply tired from the previous night, you see Helga took me on a very long walk to see my friend Desa she is a very nice walleye but she lives so far away! Almost 1,000 miles away in WWD (Walleye Walking Distance) Anyways I was VERY tired this morning so i fell asleep in training and that is a BIG no no! Helga was super displeased with my actions this morning. Right now the time is 2:27p.m. and I am planning to take a nap so I am well rested in the morning! So in conclusion I say don't go to bed too late and whatever you do don't fall asleep in training!
2-26-12
BREAKING NEWS! The walleye has just gotten a brother, one eyed walleye the second. Today we cut his eye off but I will let him tell you the rest of this adventure so here he is... I didn't know what was going on my owner (Helga's sister) and also Helga were making a big deal out of me and by brother! They had been preparing for this little ceremony I guess they call it for like a whole entire week! First we had a feast we had bacon, bagels, fruit pina colada's and my second favorite snake (with AR DAR in first) chips and hot sauce! It was very tasty! Then we had a cake in honer of us! After that then we danced with our owners to the signature walleye song "Aha!" by Imogen Heap. Then they had an instructional presentation that they prepared just for us. Then I had NO idea what was going to happen to me... they grabbed me! While Helga held me in place Helga the second (my owner) was holding a pair of HUGE scissors in her hand and kept getting closer and closer to me! right at that moment I knew what was going on... I was about to get my eye cut off! So thats what this whole ceremony was about I thought. The good thing about walleyes though is that they don't even feel ANYTHING! So in conclusion I say be aware of your surroundings!
